Also available in white
Also available in black
Print, Cut, Fold, Smoke
Maledictions, the number one cigarette in Hell, can now be yours. Just print this downloadable PDF, wrap it around your favorite brand, and smoke your lungs black. Do it for yourself. Do it for Stark. Do it for the Devil.
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Official t-shirts and mugs from James Stark’s favorite video store, bar, doughnut shop and beverage: Max Overdrive Video, Donut Universe, the Bamboo House of Dolls and Aqua Regia, plus coasters honoring the bar and beverage. Aqua Regia flasks and stickers are available too!
Stark had to steal his T’s, but now you can get yours without going to Hell and back. Guaranteed NOT bullet or Hellion-proof. The mug and coasters are perfect for weapons-grade coffee, Jack Daniel’s, or of course, Aqua Regia. (In fact, the Aqua Regia mugs, coasters and flasks instantly turn the contents into Hell’s beverage of choice. 190 proof, 6.66% angel’s blood. What’s that you say? The percentages don’t add up? That’s Hellion math.)
Awesome new items are now for sale! Shower curtains, duvet covers, tote bags, phone cases and more. For some reason the phone cases aren’t showing up when you get to the site—just go to the product page, click on any item, then scroll down. Go here for all the stuff.
T-shirts are available in black or white 100% cotton, in Men’s Small to 6X and Women’s Small to 2X. The Aqua Regia shirts also come in Hellion Red. Mugs are sturdy white ceramic. Coasters come in high-gloss plastic with non-skid cork backing and measure 3.8″ x 3.8″ (set of 6). Stickers are glossy paper and measure 4.5″ x 2.7″ (sheet of 4). Flasks are stainless steel and hold 8 oz. All logos designed by Nicola Ginzler.